What do you get when you mix plaque with mayonnaise?
Where does the dentist go to get gas for his car?
To the filling station!
What should you do when you have yellow teeth, but don’t want to go to the dentist?
Wear a brown tie!
What did the dentist say to the golfer?
You’ve got a hole in one!
Why was the dentist sad?
Because he’s always looking down in the mouth!
Why did the computer nerd go to the dentist?
Because he had bluetooth!
Why did the buddhist refuse dental anesthesia during his root canal?
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication!
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!
What is the dentist’s favorite movie?
Plaque to the future!
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
What do you call a deep thinking dentist?
What does a marching band use to brush their teeth?
A tuba toothpaste!
When is your dental appointment?
How are dentures like stars?
Both only come out at night!
Dishes how I talk shince I losht my teeth!
What treatment can you get from the dentist for $1 dollar?
What did the dentist say when cross-examined in the courtroom?
You can’t handle the tooth!
What do you get when you don’t brush your teeth for 10 years?
What do they give the “Dentist of the Year” winner?
A little plaque!
For more funny stuff, call Dr. Gemma Dalton and our helpful team at Gemma Tanglao Dalton, DDS. Phone: 817-571-1667. Make an appointment or come by our office in Bedford, Texas.